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i am Borjstalker.

i was born 3 hours before midnight in the year of the dog, which explains why i have a biting personality. my appetite for reading is voracious; i read any book anytime--over bottles of beer, while i sit in front of the boob tube, while i eat hurriedly so i won't miss the tricycle again. i never stop talking and thinking. my opinions always matter to the public, which consists of my self and my two other personalities. most of the time i can't keep things to my self; i talk to people and say things with the sharpness of a butcher's knife and the deafening sound of an h-bomb blast, which is why i often incur the ire of some. there can be times when you'll catch me laughing alone, but i'm not nuts. i laugh only because i don't want to cry at the misery of the world. there are days when i get so lazy that i just stare blankly at the pc monitor, counting icons one by one, and wondering why toolbars are called such. my ambitions are manifold, and talking to Borj and getting a phd in operations research are just two of those. i had been an atheist, but that was way back when i still couldn't comprehend the incomprehensibility of the universe. now i believe in god, but i prefer to be nondenominational. i am hysterically obsessed with and insanely addicted to Borj, and the knowledge that he does not feel the same way for me causes my brain to impale itself upon my cranium.

i am Borjstalker, but it's not my real name. then again, who has one?